moose milk 

a milk that moose craft made

I got moose milk in my kitchen OHHHH
need it cause im on a mission RAHHHHHH

moose milk by un mooseable May 16, 2017

Moose Jaw milk 

The combination of Saskatoon berries and Rogers sugar added to milk from a Moose Jaw cow.

Also the name of the of a milk stout brewed in Moose Jaw.

We collected Saskatoon berries, added some West Coast Rogers sugar and mixed them in milk from Bessie, the Moose Jaw cow, to make Moose Jaw Milk.

Moose Jaw milk by sb-88 April 7, 2011

Moose Milker 

A person from Maine who gives moose a handjob until the point of ejaculation; slang term for anyone that looks like they bang their first cousin and is missing teeth.

That guy in the lumberjack shirt and dirty hat is a moose milker.

Moose Milker by Pipe55 March 13, 2010

milk mouse 

Milk mouse came from the famous ancient philosipher by the name of Moe Jiller. We all know Moe said it best when he saw a hideous fat retarded girl and screamed "ahhhh milk mouse." If the person is incredibally fat they are reffered to as milk moose. The ancient mesopatamian's believes milk mice to be a gift from the gods to show the normal people how ugly they could have been, thus making them feel better about themselves. This also, in effect, later on in the 20th century gave nerds and white trash people that would actually have sex with their virginal bodies.

Wow that ugly, fat, retard is definately a milk mouse

milk mouse by tinkerbell September 7, 2004

Milk The Mouse 

Milking the Mouse is a painful joke that is accomplished by squeezing someone's bent pinky finger (bent the way it normally bends - imagine the tip of the pinky is lying very near the base of the pinky) between your thumb and forefinger. Start squeezing the pinky gently and then increase the pressure slowly. It may start to hurt them and they will squeak but if you do it correctly it will hurt when you let the finger go. It is called Milking the Mouse because when someone's "Mouse is Milked" they will usually squeak like a mouse.

Hey man, want me to show you how to Milk The Mouse?

Milk The Mouse by baconismidog March 7, 2009

milking the moose 

(v): Jerking off Jered the Subway guy before he went on his diet.

I'd love a cold cut combo, but I can't do it since Steve was milking the moose last weekend!

milking the moose by Austin Pealy January 27, 2012

Mouse milking 

A task requiring a great deal of effort resulting in very little return.

The new project my manager gave me is just mouse milking.

Mouse milking by mikit April 30, 2008