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moontash by Nick Jackson January 25, 2005
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Moontahan
A total beast, usually has long thick sideburns that follow down to the bottom of his ears. He also has amazing abilities to troll anyone whenever he wants staying subtle. He is also nicknamed Jacob for his aboriginal appearance and his tendancy to transform into a werewolf at command. Nothing can stand in Moontahan's path. He is bestial capabilities and appearance is unmistakable for the most fierce of creatures. Moontahan also enjoys playing tennis. He has an incredibly bulky build which he attracts other male looking females. Moontahan's favourite type of girls are Pink's and Jigglers. Moontahan's nickname, Jacob originated from his favourite movie, Twilight. He has read every book and watched every movie concerning werewolves beating vampires relentlessly. He has an incredible hate for vampires but is sexually turned on in the case of werewolves. He occasionally participates in acts of beastiality when the opportunity presents itself.
Yo, did you see that guy? He totally went Moontahan on them
Yo, that guy totally has Moontahan sideburns.
Yo, that guy's an aboriginal he's a Moontahan
Yo, that guy totally has Moontahan sideburns.
Yo, that guy's an aboriginal he's a Moontahan
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Moontaha
Don't get surprised if you ask someone to name a bird and they reply, "Moontaha." Extremely sweet all the time who occasionally packs a punch with a force of 5.5N
Moontaha by BirdParkEmployee November 22, 2021
moonwashedrose
To severely distort reality in a way that always casts a person, usually a celebrity, in a flattering light.
Derived from the name of Courtney Love's fan site and the logic of the delusional sycophants who post there.
Derived from the name of Courtney Love's fan site and the logic of the delusional sycophants who post there.
"Did you read those moonwashedrose comments about Courtney losing custody of her kid because our patriarchal society has a problem with strong, intelligent women, and not because she's a batshit crazy drug addict?"
"I'm sick of Perez and his moonwashedrose treatment of Paris Hilton."
"I'm sick of Perez and his moonwashedrose treatment of Paris Hilton."
moonwashedrose by coulterinspace April 21, 2007
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Montashia
Montashia is one of the best person you can ever meet. She’s quiet at first but when you get to know her she can be mad weird but in a good way. She’s one of a kind and overall the best person to be around she’s nice. smell good, funny,gorgeous (lord that girl has some pretty eyes.) she’s very kindhearted. And know how to treat people even on her worse days she’s makes sure her close one’s are good. And if you ever meet her be willing to fall inlove cause she has this personality that everyone can relate to. She’s so chill and lay back. One thing I can say about her is that she’s never mad for long and her smile can light up someone world. She’s a stalker when it comes to love. Montashia is like this person I can’t live without she’s so damn fine and boy her pussy is the best. She’s a really good kisser. And another thing I can say is never make eye contact with her i don’t know what she be doing but she’s does something to me with those eyes. If you ever meet her she’s nice and is willing to give you the world. Her voice is awesome and I wish I would have treated her better when I had the chance. So to the next person she’s meets be sure you give her the world.