That pesky, yet satisfying, strand of hair that mysteriously sprouts out of your anus. You don’t know how it got there but you just love slowly easing it out, awaiting that tickling sensation that sends a chill through your body.
Sally was sat, legs dangling over the toilet, when she noticed the moontail hiding between her cheeks. She removed it slowly and carefully , savouring every moment and praying that her next moontail would come soon.
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.