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Moodster 

1) A local support tech who believes he is the greatest in the world at it. A delusion as they are actually the worst.

2) Has clawed & deformed fingers due to constant WoW play (because real life is too complicated) & frequent nob throttling.

3) Ignorant, immature, unfunny, etc etc

4) Greasy man-child.

5) Is 30ish going on 16. Lives with Mummy & Daddy. They want him out, doing everything he can to stay in the nest. Will fail.
1) Jeez Moodster, how did you make it out of school?

2) Moodster, you actually know very little.

3) So, in order for a woman to be attractive she needs a mace & a shield? You weirdo Moodster
Moodster by geek-a-tronix April 13, 2010

Moonwater 

The little splash you get on the ass when sitting on the toilet and a loaf drops from too high.
It was horrible. I had to use the bathroom at the gas station and i got a shot of moonwater!!! Now ill have to bleach my entire ass.
Moonwater by Tacobar March 19, 2010

Moonlaker 

A poor white person who is addicted to meth and lives in a trailer. Resides in the city of New Port Nowhere, Florida
"Is she a Moonlaker?"
"Obviously. She smells like cigarettes and hadn't showered in a week.'
Moonlaker by lampcactus666 April 23, 2016

Moonwater 

Moon water is a combination of 1/3 semen 2/3 piss
Dude i saw a cup of moonwater at johhny's it looked like yellow sperm...
Moonwater by shrimpjuice July 9, 2011

goodlater 

A phrase coined by internet savvy and evangelist Isaac D. of Saint Petersburg, Florida, which means 'see you later' without saying goodbye, because people born of Christ, the Lamb of God, will always see each other again. Not quite goodbye, and not quite later.
'Goodlater, Isaac, I'll see you tomorrow...'
goodlater by Online Diction June 21, 2004

Moodsteritus 

When you can't make up your damn mind and not stick with something longer than 2 hours.
God damn that guy got Moodsteritus
Moodsteritus by Moodster22 April 27, 2020
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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