noun: mooch; plural noun: mooches

A Mooch is a specific unit of measurement denoting ten (10) days of employment. The word is a Eponymously named after Anthony Scaramucci who was employed as the White House Communications Director in the U.S. President Trump administration for ten (10) days.
"I've been at my new place of employment for one mooch and I can tell that it is going to work out just fine!"

"Carl certainly has his life together. He's been employed at a Whitley Penn for over 180 mooches."

"I've been trying to suck my own cock for the past mooch; however, I haven't even managed to get just the tip."
by RomulusAugustus August 02, 2017
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Similar to mooching but the act of mooching is not currently taking place but is expected to resume
Ivan mooches cigarets from me whever im around him I dont want to say no but I cant say yes
by Gopalji September 06, 2005
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The act of taking advantage of another person.

Also known as leaching..
John is always mooching money off of me.
by Jade38 June 07, 2005
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A person who is lazy, and not doing anything at the present time
I'm just mooching about!
by Daniel March 30, 2004
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An extremely short midget that typically never does her work (and instead gets others to do it for her) and can’t think.
Hey look, that mooch’s height is under 9000 (and shrinking)!
by Lawlbags! October 14, 2009
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Someone who invites you over only if you have weed for them to smoke and beer for them to drink.
regular person - "What are you doing tonight"
mooch- "Uh nothing, just sitting watching lost by myself."
regular- "oh that's cool i gotta cash my paycheck"
mooch- "COME OVER AFTERWARDS!!!!! LET'S SMOKE!"

wash rinse repeat.
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Noun:
A period of time (usually one day but possibly spreading to several consecutive days) where absolute fuck all is achieved. Conditions must include waking up in the afternoon, and only leaving the house if a)you would otherwise die or b) indoors gets intolerably boring.
note:Takes it's name from the Duke Ellington song "The Mooche" for it's extreme lazy trudging feeling.
"Hey did you get anywhere with that thing you're working on?"
"Dude no, nothing got done I've been in the mooche for 3 maybe 4 days... I dunno it all blurs together." (this example is often consequential of an awesome party)

"Ah man that was a solid week! I'm going on the mooche - see you in a few days." (this example is a luxury of choice for students with long enough holidays to do so)
by dfdan April 10, 2008
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