Mooch

Mooch is when you do something for no real reason or you just aimlessly carry out tasks subconsiously.

I was in my room just having a mooch.

I wasn't really doing anything, just mooching around

We mooched around the mall for a bit.

by James2968 February 10, 2011

Mooch

A guy who always accepts an invitation for pizza, never to return the favor. Will smoke your cigars even though his humidor is full. Will drink your alcohol first, especially skinnies, so he can take his home. He is 85 true story!

Does that mooch have to be invited to the draft again? Drank all my beer, smoked all my cigars, and did not even chip in on pizza.

by Buffalo Hunter August 15, 2014

mooching

In the UK mooching means going for a walk (usually looking for somewhere to eat) often while drunk and/or stoned.

In the US mooching is one person taking advantage of another.

(Two guys drunk in a tent in England)

John: "Where's Dave gone?"

Jack: "He went mooching off in that direction a couple of minutes ago"

(Two guys talking about friend's girlfriend in America)

John: "Dave's just bought his girlfriend a new car"

Jack: "She's just mooching off him coz he's rich"

by sthtf September 11, 2006

Mooching

Engaging in a short-term romantic encounter lasting under 10 days. Originates from the 10-day tenure of Anthony "The Mooch" Scaramucci as White House communications director.

"So, are you guys getting pretty serious?"
"Nah, we're just mooching."

by whyaminotapanda August 17, 2017

mooche

verb

To mooche around, to drift around in a very laid-back passive manner,

to mooche around the house; mall; search engines looking for definitions of obscure words

by buon_ombra June 21, 2009

Mooch

Unit of measurement to describe a length of 10 days. Based off of Anthony "The Mooch" Scaramucci's embarrassing 10 day stint as the White House Communications Director before being fired.

Can also be used in replace of "one to two weeks".

Ill be on vacation for a mooch, just email me.
Your order will be shipped in about a mooch.

by Tank Yu August 23, 2017

mooched

Getting fired before you even start your job.

"Did you start at the pizza place yet?" "Naw, I got mooched."

by jm_gray July 31, 2017