Spelt with two fuckin A's, standing 6 feet tall, is an absolute beast of a human being, surpassing all human limits, mentally and physically; Absolutely ripped, can withstand all physical and emotional pain and walk away without a scratch. Has the brains of Einstein solving the Rubik's Cube in under 30 seconds! A professional Archer who can shoot over 140 metres, and is also a professional Boxer... don't fuck with a Moosaa. Where being on the right side of him, he can be the most friendliest, loyal, trustworthy and warm-hearted man known to existence, and will be there for you, by your side at all times no matter how much you push him away...the definition of a good friend. Although many ignorant people being a bunch of pussies mistake him for a prick as he generally takes the piss out of them and they can't handle it(get some thicker skin boi), but in reality once you get to know him, he is the nicest guy you'll know. Also a Professional Anime Pianist playing pieces above grade 8, with fingers faster than the speed of light, certified by his teacher who has been fingering for over 30 years who taught him herself, he is amazing at fingering, her own words being "you are very good at fingering and have nice technique". In summary Moosaa is the greatest man ever created, and not even slightly arrogant.

Person 1: Omg it's a beast!
Person 2: No.... It's a Moosaa

Moosaa by Moosustopas October 28, 2021

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