montpelier

the best place ever... the kids there are the shit and theyre all like my family. i hate coming back home from there it just doesnt compare.

i miss my friends from montpelier already and i havent even been home for 24 hours.

by jane doe November 2, 2004

Montpelier

Place where the all natural ladies run free, the pot head rule the streets, the hippies bathe in B.O, and oh yea its the capital of Vermont

Verb Montpelier

To smell

by Bizzaro12345 February 22, 2010

Montpelier

Also known as Monty-P and Vermontpelier. The best city ever with the largest population of hippies, tree-huggers, "crunchies", and "granolas" in the U.S.

Will: What'd you do this weekend?
Jenna: Went to Monty-P and hung out with my crunchy aunt and uncle.
Will: You mean Montpelier?
Jenna: Nope. It's Monty-P. Get with it already.

by TessaD April 18, 2011

Pride of Montpelier

A lewd act in which vermont maple syrup is used as a sexual lubricant, specificaly when said syrup is licked off of one's nipples. Canadian maple syrup is unacceptable, and, frankly, disgusting.

I saw a video of Ben Johns giving some woman a Pride of Montpelier

by Phunkspace March 3, 2005

Montpelier Strainer

When constipation prevents the performing of a Cleveland Steamer.

It was surprising enough that she asked for a Cleveland Steamer, but imagine my embarrassment when I couldn't push one out; a real Montpelier Strainer.

by godknowswho February 18, 2009

Montpelier, Ohio

A shit whole in the Northwest Corner of Ohio. (See also: hell, shit hole, crap)

Damn man, why the hell do we have to do to that damn hell hole. Let's go to Bryan, stay away from Montpelier, Ohio all the crack whores live there.

by Karson18 March 10, 2009

Montpelier, Ohio

Other wise known as Meth-pill-ier. All the crack whore live here. Try as much as you can to stay away from people that have big crooked noses and don't where very much clothes.

Montpelier, Ohio defined as the place where crack whores are abundant

by @RealJohnny Pancake July 26, 2018