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Monteiro Sigh

When you emit a long, deep, audible breath in order to express disappointment, acceptance of a stereotype or inability to explain your recent actions in hopes that your colleagues will no longer care about your stupidity.
Person 1: Dude, how good was that asian food we had last night?

Person 2: It was awesome and tasted great. So glad to finally find somewhere that respects my Korean roots and is run by real asians with authentic food.

Person 1: Agreed. Remember when the owner called you out for not being a real asian?

Person 2: "Monteiro Sigh"
Monteiro Sigh by Poncejuice December 12, 2018

Christie Monteiro 

The most painfully hot CG character created. She's a Capoeira master and a playable character in the fighting games Tekken 4 and Tekken 5
CHRISTIE MONTEIRO (Tekken announcer's voice)
Christie Monteiro by stuba September 30, 2006

monteiro 

an excelent athlete, pot head , and ladies man all at once
t Monteiro is a fucking pimp
monteiro by unanymous May 13, 2005

Monteiro 

The best family out errrreee
Did you go to the Monteiro motive it BANGED
Monteiro by mont April 11, 2021

Monteiro 

Wow Monteiro’s ain’t shit
Monteiro by FOOOOOOD23 March 27, 2019
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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