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Monteiro Sigh

When you emit a long, deep, audible breath in order to express disappointment, acceptance of a stereotype or inability to explain your recent actions in hopes that your colleagues will no longer care about your stupidity.
Person 1: Dude, how good was that asian food we had last night?

Person 2: It was awesome and tasted great. So glad to finally find somewhere that respects my Korean roots and is run by real asians with authentic food.

Person 1: Agreed. Remember when the owner called you out for not being a real asian?

Person 2: "Monteiro Sigh"
Monteiro Sigh by Poncejuice December 12, 2018

Christie Monteiro 

The most painfully hot CG character created. She's a Capoeira master and a playable character in the fighting games Tekken 4 and Tekken 5
CHRISTIE MONTEIRO (Tekken announcer's voice)
Christie Monteiro by stuba September 30, 2006

monteiro 

an excelent athlete, pot head , and ladies man all at once
t Monteiro is a fucking pimp
monteiro by unanymous May 13, 2005

Monteiro 

The best family out errrreee
Did you go to the Monteiro motive it BANGED
Monteiro by mont April 11, 2021

Monteiro 

Wow Monteiro’s ain’t shit
Monteiro by FOOOOOOD23 March 27, 2019

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026