monopolus

monopolus

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y:monopolus

by fckyourclique November 26, 2021

Knife Monopoly

Knife monopoly is simple, and it makes sense since you are likely to get stabbed in the back in business anyway. You play regular monopoly, but every time you buy a house you balance a steak knife on the edge of a shelf that is suspended above you. When someone lands on that property, prior to paying you, they get the option to jump up and down on the ground to possibly shake a knife loose. They have to pay double rent for this option. If you get stabbed in the back by a knife, then you lose that property and the houses on that set of properties are cleared from the board. The knives associated with those properties are also removed from the shelf. If you put a hotel down, then you have to balance a large kitchen knife on the business shelf. If you get stabbed by that knife, you lose a single hotel. If you die from that knife, then you lose 2 hotels.

Eccentric Millionaire: I've trapped you on this island because I crave the deadliest sport...
You (nodding): Knife monopoly it is then.

by Better526 April 15, 2020

Knife monopoly

Basically a normal Monopoly game but the losers all get a knife placed in them

John: Hey guys anybody want to play knife Monopoly?
Jeff:
Harry:
Joshua:
Erik:
John: Oh shit I forgot I won last game

by Vortexpug July 22, 2019

Monopoly

A viscous family game where the board is usually picked up by someone and used to whack someone's head.

Cop1: What's the problem?
Cop2: It appears this family played monopoly.
Cop1: How many died?
Cop2: 3 children and 1 adult.

by ChildHandler October 9, 2016

Monopoly

Ruining friendships since the 1960's.

Friend: Hey you landed on Mayfair with a hotel on you owe me $800
Me: Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
*throws Monopoly board on the floor*

by umadbronie October 26, 2012

beefy montopolis

A beating with a rolled up dry towel. Typically done during morning hours to a sleeping or just waking victim. It is not uncommon for a small dog to watch curiously

Fuck around with Kiley and you'll get a beefy montopolis.

by Mclovin666666 November 28, 2019

monopus

(Plural-monopuses, not monopi!)

1. An octopus with only one tentacle, also known as an eel. Not to be confused with a polypus, which is an octopus or any multi-tentacled animal. Monopuses are known for coming after people who do bad things.

2. Being too close to someone else in a drill move for marching band.

The monopuses are going to come get you!

Monopus! Monopus!

by DoroNinjaChan August 23, 2011