monolit 

Monolit is an Eastern Europe Thrash Metal band formed that was formed in 1988 in Mostar, Bosnia and Herzegovina. The band remained active until 1992, when political and ethnic tensions caused the Bosnian war to break out, and they were never heard of again. During the war, the band's drummer, Zlatko "Zuba" Mehić was killed in action. The band reformed in 2006, and released their demo they recorded in 1989, called Deimos Tapes. In 2012, Monolit released their first album.

Dude, did you hear Monolit's first album? It's so damn awesome!

monolit by TheKebabinator August 3, 2016

Monoliza 

Someone who clearly has a learning curve and refuses to listen to basic instructions.

You better start going to those online meetings or else you'll turn out to be a monoliza!

Monoliza by ratJAM March 7, 2021

The Apes and The Monolith 

An idiom used to describe the reverence given to someone or something that is venerated. The term originated from a scene in 2001: A Space Odyssey. In this scene, apes, the early ancestors of mankind, find and venerate a mysterious monolith that has appeared near their home.

Vasili: Did you see the way those Trump supporters unquestioningly cheered at everything he had to say?
Akseli: Its just another case of the apes and the monolith, Vasili.

The Apes and The Monolith by Emperor Caesar Augustus February 13, 2018

monolining 

The opposite of multi-tasking.

I didn't hear you , I was monolining.

monolining by billyt555 January 24, 2016

monolith3d.com 

A site dedicated to the pondering of life and photography, as well as useful reviews and articles.

Monolith3D.Com helped me get laid.

monolith3d.com by Shaftizer April 27, 2004

monolids 

Monolid or mono eyelid or Mongolian fold (outdated incorrect term) or Epicanthic fold (technical term) or slanty eye (derogatory term) is a single eyelid, instead of double eyelids. Monolid is not solely an Asian trait. Those who call it Asian eyes are too dumb and ignorant, usually Americans because they don't live in Europe, to know that many Europeans and Africans have this trait too. European ethnic groups that tend to have epicanthus relatively frequently are Scandinavians, Poles, Germans, the Irish and British.

Student: "why do Europeans have Asian eyes?"
Master: "because they're not Asian eyes. Europeans have it too. They're monolids, you cunt eyes."

monolids by European Slant Eyes October 6, 2012

monokitteh 

(noun) When a cat straddles an object in the same manner that a human rides a horse, often projecting an image similar to a monorail on its track.

Monokittehs are often depicted in LOLcats photos.

Bonkers the cat loves to jump onto the back of our couch and lay as a monokitteh.

monokitteh by KR00PS May 27, 2009