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MONOFOCULAR 

One eyed. Tunnel vision.

Biased Prejudiced Unfair Partial Influenced Predisposed Inclined Subjective Limited Selfish.

Exclusive Elite Select Restricted Limited Fashionable Special Sole Undivided

Faulty Imperfect Flawed Substandard Malfunctioning Out of order Lacking balance
"He appraised his new friend with monofocular certainty" (he saw what he wanted to see).

"Her core values were monofocular" (she was biased and exclusive)

"The companies stance is monofocular, both historically and future projections" (the company has no intention to diversify, nor has diversification held any interest to the board or shareholders, as it has a secure niche and excellent returns.)

"Their appraisals are monofocular; sub-standard and biased" (an attempt to self justify, and append value where there is none)

"The monofocular stance of modern civilizations may be catastrophic" (our focus on one way of seeing, one way of doing may be our doom)

tunnel vision imperfect tunnel-vision predisposed influenced unfair elite ellite fashionable sole partial select corrupt corrupted biased exclusive limited

SLANG: retarded, half blind, cock-eyed, stupid, reckless, belligerent, selfish, -defective
A handjob, more specificly when a naked girl sits on you wile giving you a handjob
Here babe, i'll lay here while you give me a monojob
monojob by Bretskii March 30, 2008

Monohobbitious 

The practice of only having one hobby. Monohobbitious people seem to be happy doing the same thing every day. See also Spod Deadhead Luddite Saddo Colonel Blimp
My mate is SO Monohobbitious, he just plays games EVERY night and shows no interest in doing anything
Monohobbitious by NeoLoki2018 October 10, 2018
The act of performing fellatio on one's self.
When Bryan discovered he could suck his own dick he was monobobbin' all night long.
monobob by Jonas Grumby February 14, 2022

monofonik 

pimp of the nation, owner of your mom, sister and any other female member of your family.
monofnik is a pimp.
monofonik by monofonik June 29, 2003

monofontyllic

adj: meaning using or containing only one type of font; often used in reference to computers or technological objects; only used by the most elite of scholars
"Tim realized that Michelle's computer was monofontyllic when it did not show any other fonts besides arial."
monofontyllic by tim brownfield December 14, 2008
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026
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