monofob 

the word used to describe a dick face and a person that is having the dick on his/her face. usually a crack head.

o please i am the biggest monofob here

monofob by allay February 23, 2004

MONOFOCULAR 

One eyed. Tunnel vision.

Biased Prejudiced Unfair Partial Influenced Predisposed Inclined Subjective Limited Selfish.

Exclusive Elite Select Restricted Limited Fashionable Special Sole Undivided

Faulty Imperfect Flawed Substandard Malfunctioning Out of order Lacking balance

"He appraised his new friend with monofocular certainty" (he saw what he wanted to see).

"Her core values were monofocular" (she was biased and exclusive)

"The companies stance is monofocular, both historically and future projections" (the company has no intention to diversify, nor has diversification held any interest to the board or shareholders, as it has a secure niche and excellent returns.)

"Their appraisals are monofocular; sub-standard and biased" (an attempt to self justify, and append value where there is none)

"The monofocular stance of modern civilizations may be catastrophic" (our focus on one way of seeing, one way of doing may be our doom)

tunnel vision imperfect tunnel-vision predisposed influenced unfair elite ellite fashionable sole partial select corrupt corrupted biased exclusive limited

SLANG: retarded, half blind, cock-eyed, stupid, reckless, belligerent, selfish, -defective

MONOFOCULAR by ToxicHolocaust Esq[AME-Aussie] July 7, 2010

monojob 

A handjob, more specificly when a naked girl sits on you wile giving you a handjob

Here babe, i'll lay here while you give me a monojob

monojob by Bretskii March 30, 2008

Monohobbitious 

The practice of only having one hobby. Monohobbitious people seem to be happy doing the same thing every day. See also Spod Deadhead Luddite Saddo Colonel Blimp

My mate is SO Monohobbitious, he just plays games EVERY night and shows no interest in doing anything

Monohobbitious by NeoLoki2018 October 10, 2018

monobob 

The act of performing fellatio on one's self.

When Bryan discovered he could suck his own dick he was monobobbin' all night long.

monobob by Jonas Grumby February 14, 2022

monofonik 

pimp of the nation, owner of your mom, sister and any other female member of your family.

monofnik is a pimp.

monofonik by monofonik June 29, 2003

monofontyllic

adj: meaning using or containing only one type of font; often used in reference to computers or technological objects; only used by the most elite of scholars

"Tim realized that Michelle's computer was monofontyllic when it did not show any other fonts besides arial."

monofontyllic by tim brownfield December 14, 2008