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blanche monnier

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Monnier was a French socialite from a well-respected, conservative bourgeoisie family in Poitiers of old noble origins. She was renowned for her beauty and attracted many potential suitors for marriage. In 1874, at the age of 25, she desired to marry an older lawyer who was not to her mother Louise's liking; she argued that her daughter could not marry a "penniless lawyer".4 Her disapproving mother, angered by her daughter's defiance, locked her in a tiny, dark room in the attic of their home, where she kept her secluded for 25 years. Louise Monnier and Blanche's brother Marcel continued on with their daily lives, pretending to mourn Blanche's disappearance. None of her friends knew where she was and the lawyer who she wished to marry died unexpectedly in 1885
Blanche Monnier was very bored in her captivity
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le monnier 

To 'Le Monnier' is to perform the act of masturbation with a semi-ripe honeydew melon.
'Don't give Steve that melon, he's bound to pull a Le monnier'
le monnier by Tidyboy December 28, 2017

Blanche monnier

A woman who was imprisoned for 25 years in a bedroom without any sunlight by her own mother for marrying a man who wasn’t rich enough according to her family or something like that.
Firstly, blanche monnier became anorexic. By the time she was rescued by the police after receiving an anonymous tip from an unknown person, she barely weighed 25kg.

Secondly, she wasn’t in the best sanitary or hygiene state. A foul smell permeated the entire attic where she was locked up, resulting from the rotten food and human excrements all around her. The room was so smelly and pungent that the investigators couldn’t spend more time to conduct the needed investigations.

Thirdly, her mental and social state were greatly deteriorated. Being trapped in darkness can cause many effects on one’s mental being and in the end, she was diagnosed with schizophrenia. Having been surrounded by her own excrement, she also developed coprophilia; sexual arousal and pleasure from faeces (yuck!)

Lastly, she was also diagnosed with exhibitionism, resulting from all those years when she was only stark naked on her rudimentary straw bed.
She the shit , don't got time for fuck shit . Loyal brown skin princess . Quiet but once you push that button it's hell. Been called a devil . Fuck a hand out she already got money in her hand
I wish I was monnie
Monnie by 2coo March 31, 2017

Telford Monner 

Also know as the Telly telly mon mons, this elusive beast has a mono-brow the size of Wales which is also his homeland.

He enjoys going out on a Wednesday night and drinking 2litres of Strongbow and getting fkd up, then going home at 1am and talking about his feelings.
Exaple 1:

Guy 1: Did you see someone let that Wookie into the Su tonight?

Guy 2: Oh no that was just the Telford Monner

Example 2:

" I went down on a girl last night, I swear she was so hairy she could of been the Telford Monner!
Telford Monner by Telly_Mons December 7, 2011
A 'Monner' is a person who has lived in the same town, surbub or city all their life. Monner's tend to stick together, always following the traditions of the town. The most notable monnerish town is Droitwich Spa, in Worcestershire England.
General Monnerish Habits:
Always have to go home, only their own bed is acceptable.
Tend to work fulltime in a dead-end job, prefrably retail.
Frequent, compulsive washing and cleaning of their car, the 'monner-mobile'
Tend to copy each other in many aspects of their life, job, vehicle, material possesions purchased and holidays.
Speak with a monnerish accent dragging out the end syllable of each word, presenting the words in a dreary, slow monnerish tone.
Settling down with childhood sweetheart.
Living next door to grandparents and other relatives.
David: "Alright Rob you 'monner', fancy cleaning the car and possibly heading down the ringers for a pint?"
Robert: "Yes Sherm, sounds like a plan, but first i need to go home and slap around my monner of a wife."
monner by Eric Cartmen May 23, 2007
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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