A 'Monner' is a person who has lived in the same town, surbub or city all their life. Monner'
s tend to stick together, always following the traditions of the town. The most notable monnerish town is Droitwich
Spa, in Worcestershire England.
General Monnerish Habits:
Always have to go home, only their own bed is acceptable.
Tend to work fulltime in a dead-end job, prefrably retail.
Frequent, compulsive washing and cleaning of their
car, the 'monner-mobile'
Tend to copy each other in many aspects of their life, job, vehicle, material possesions purchased and holidays.
Speak with a monnerish accent dragging out the end syllable of each word, presenting the words in a dreary,
slow monnerish tone.
Settling down with childhood
sweetheart.
Living next
door to grandparents and other relatives.
David: "Alright Rob you 'monner',
fancy cleaning the
car and possibly heading down the ringers for a pint?"
Robert: "Yes
Sherm, sounds like a plan, but first i need to go home and slap around my monner of a wife."