monkeys tail
The aftermath left after sitting too far back on a toilet seat whilst waving a brown friend off to sea
monkeys tail by Mr. Flibble & Gopher_By_Fender May 12, 2006
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curl a monkey tail
curl a monkey tail by A^C July 27, 2006
Growing a monkey tail
Growing a monkey tail by comehonorfaceboots November 16, 2016
snap off a monkey tail
snap off a monkey tail by El Donko Deluxo June 27, 2003
Montgomery Monkey Tail
Verb. When a gentleman chokes a woman at the time of orgasm, making the woman's anus tighten up, making things a whole lot better for the man
Montgomery Monkey Tail by mildbill May 2, 2010
monkey tail
when you're trying to hold back a massive shit, you finally get to the bathroom and you have, what looks like a long monkey tail of shit hanging out of your ass. i.e turtle head
monkey tail by tony January 28, 2004
Monkey Tail
a name for a turd that is so long that it wraps around the inside of your toilet, giving it the appearance of a monkey's tail.
Monkey Tail by FthisS August 11, 2009
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