The aftermath left after sitting too far back on a toilet seat whilst waving a brown friend off to sea
by Mr. Flibble & Gopher_By_Fender May 01, 2006
when you're trying to hold back a massive shit, you finally get to the bathroom and you have, what looks like a long monkey tail of shit hanging out of your ass. i.e turtle head
by tony January 29, 2004
a name for a turd that is so long that it wraps around the inside of your toilet, giving it the appearance of a monkey's tail.
by FthisS August 12, 2009
Get out out of the way right now! I'm monkey tailing and I've only got ten more seconds! turtle head shit prairie dog
by BrightGreenJamus November 29, 2014
When you fuck a man with a dildo 2 metres long in the anus and procced to cum in there mouth. Then drink the liquid shit stired up from the dildo out of a dirty hookers cunt. and then drop a fat steamy shit on the mans stomach that was made from that own mans shit.
by THE QUIFSTERS 696996 January 28, 2022
by SwanyM September 20, 2018
When one sits too far back on the toilet therefore leaving a small lick of poo on the back of the seat
by Crispin Whattley August 13, 2005