by Shelly January 17, 2003
by Monkey_sucking_ass_nigga November 9, 2020
Someone or something, That throughout the course of their life, Has done nothing good, Is Incredibly retarded, And is just all around awful. They tend to conform with Swag/Yolo type words, and act and dress like imbusels in public.
by The Creepy Guy Watching You June 26, 2014
by chris March 15, 2005
A very large, hairy ass usually attached to a male of the human or baboon species. Most of the time has pimples, or smells horrible.
by SuMoNeUwIsHuCuDb November 27, 2004
An ass monkey is a common species of primate known to live in the rectum of people that enjoy making others suffer. These people then gain superhuman powers that allow them to torment innocents even further... Some common "victims" of ass monkies are (but not limited to) DMV workers, lawyers, prosecuters, ex-significant others and high school teachers. Many also believe that George Bush is an ass monkey victim...
How to tell if you're an ass monkey:
- Do people avoid you?
- Do you live alone?
- Do little girls and old ladies run away from you in tears?
- Does your neighbor's dog crap on your doorstep?
- Do people flip you off on a regular basis?
How to tell if you're an ass monkey:
- Do people avoid you?
- Do you live alone?
- Do little girls and old ladies run away from you in tears?
- Does your neighbor's dog crap on your doorstep?
- Do people flip you off on a regular basis?
...Damn that ass monkey at the DMV... That jerk wouldn't renew my permit even though i had all my ID...
by MydKnight Darkling October 17, 2007
see MIKElatin; cock sucker who takes credit for something not remotely capable of performing while sucking butt when tattered
I built that HiPo tiller motor all by myself,call me an ass monkey but not a chicken tattered salad tosser
by Thereel Brainthatdidit March 29, 2004