Ass monkey

A person that is annoying

Sean is an ass monkey

by OfficialAssMonkey October 7, 2018

Ass monkey

Someone who always has a smart crack to make but not quite as drastic as an asshole.

Always a comeback for someone who has the smart crack- You response can simply be "ass monkey"

by Queen C April 13, 2006

Ass monkey

Black person. Annoying black people.

Fuckin ass monkey.
Oh, look there's an ass monkey robbing that banana store!

by penisblackbaby May 8, 2008

Ass monkey

a homosexual male who does the fucking, aka the top

josh is a real ass monkey--he knows how to plow the puddin!

by Shelly January 16, 2003

Ass monkey

See also Rufus

Rufus is my favourite ass-monkey.

by Not Mr Canada Eh March 22, 2003

ass monkey

An awkward neighbor or boyfriend/girlfriend in your dorm who invites himself/herself to meals, parties, and other social events. Ass monkeys attach themselves to specific groups or individuals by seeing that other individuals are able to invite themselves to events but still be welcomed companions.

Sketchball A: We need to go out the side door. If we don't your ass monkey will come with us to dinner.

Sketchball B: Tru that 'ho. I don't want my ass monkey fucking up my Pimp Committee.

Mutual Friend of Sketchballs A and B: I swear Sketchball B. If your ass monkey comes to one more meal with us I'm going to jump off a bridge.

by I-Heart-Shiksas January 8, 2008

Ass Monkey

A person who, for all intents and purposes, has never learned a god-damned thing. One who maintains a blissful ignorance of the world that simultaneously inspires amusement, disgust and despair in all who are unlucky enough to encounter him.

Did you see those ass-monkeys on Jaywalking last night? Ha-ha, they're so dumb...I think I'll kill myself.

by Petros March 10, 2004