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Monkey Woman 

It's a woman of African or Creole heritage that practices voodoo and other forms of the black arts.
I will go to the Monkey Woman to get my fortune told.
Monkey Woman by Midnight Bell 012 October 21, 2015

monkey woman 

A high school teacher who looks frightengly just like a monkey. She has a lazy eye and has many posters of monkeys spread around her classroom.
Dude don't let monkey woman see you cheating.
monkey woman by Paul March 22, 2005

monkey.woman 

A cool person with great dating advice on TikTok. I aspire to be like them. One time they even saved a cat from a tree, helped an old woman cross the street and even gave me $1000.
Person A: Who's the coolest person?
Person B: monkey.woman ofc
monkey.woman by anonymous June 3, 2021

nigger bitch monkey woman 

A female woman that is a canis lupus familiaris hybrid macaca fascicularis.
I saw a wild nigger bitch monkey woman!

first you get the money, then you get the power, then you get the woman 

one of the most famous lines from scarface, the greatest movie of all time. Said by- who else?- Tony Montana.
"In this country,first you get the money, then you get the power,THEN you get the woman."

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026