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Monkey Woman 

It's a woman of African or Creole heritage that practices voodoo and other forms of the black arts.
I will go to the Monkey Woman to get my fortune told.
Monkey Woman by Midnight Bell 012 October 21, 2015

monkey woman 

A high school teacher who looks frightengly just like a monkey. She has a lazy eye and has many posters of monkeys spread around her classroom.
Dude don't let monkey woman see you cheating.
monkey woman by Paul March 22, 2005

monkey.woman 

A cool person with great dating advice on TikTok. I aspire to be like them. One time they even saved a cat from a tree, helped an old woman cross the street and even gave me $1000.
Person A: Who's the coolest person?
Person B: monkey.woman ofc
monkey.woman by anonymous June 3, 2021

nigger bitch monkey woman 

A female woman that is a canis lupus familiaris hybrid macaca fascicularis.
I saw a wild nigger bitch monkey woman!

first you get the money, then you get the power, then you get the woman 

one of the most famous lines from scarface, the greatest movie of all time. Said by- who else?- Tony Montana.
"In this country,first you get the money, then you get the power,THEN you get the woman."

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026