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Monkey tits 

When an over weight woman has small floppy breasts that look like the breasts on lactating monkey.
" That fat chick has monkey tits."
Monkey tits by Big Ee April 28, 2014
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Monkey Tits 

An insult aimed at someone with less than average IQ, coolness factor, or Bodily Odor (in this case, more than average). Can also be used in place of a forgotten name.
Hey monkey tits, take a shower! You smell like a bag of smashed assholes.

Hey.... uh... Monkey Tits, get me a fucking beer before I hit you with a jizz rocket.
Monkey Tits by the_guy January 13, 2005

monkey tits 

The effect created by a female wearing a bra that is too tight for her, thus generating the effect of four bosums.
Blimey, look at the monkey tits on her!
monkey tits by Jaffa_cake May 1, 2007

Ginormous Monkey Tits

A 12 year old's fat man boobs that everybody caresses inappropriately and sucks on.
I was talking to this guy with Ginormous Monkey Tits and I asked him if I could nuzzle them.

money tits 

Belinda looked at herself in the mirror and thought, “I look like the fucking money tits.”
money tits by Formerlyrepressedgeek October 18, 2019

porch money tits 

When you can't get hired at the only strip club in a hundred miles so you just strip on your porch.
Yo, Susan might be ugly but shes on her porch money tits game for sure

tits money 

something you say when something is awesome
That rebel flag is frickin tits money
tits money by white as mayo July 24, 2017
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Failure Shower 

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Purple Patch 

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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
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