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Monkey Tits 

An insult aimed at someone with less than average IQ, coolness factor, or Bodily Odor (in this case, more than average). Can also be used in place of a forgotten name.
Hey monkey tits, take a shower! You smell like a bag of smashed assholes.

Hey.... uh... Monkey Tits, get me a fucking beer before I hit you with a jizz rocket.
Monkey Tits by the_guy January 13, 2005

monkey tits 

The effect created by a female wearing a bra that is too tight for her, thus generating the effect of four bosums.
Blimey, look at the monkey tits on her!
monkey tits by Jaffa_cake May 1, 2007

money tits 

Belinda looked at herself in the mirror and thought, “I look like the fucking money tits.”
money tits by Formerlyrepressedgeek October 18, 2019

porch money tits 

When you can't get hired at the only strip club in a hundred miles so you just strip on your porch.
Yo, Susan might be ugly but shes on her porch money tits game for sure

tits money 

something you say when something is awesome
That rebel flag is frickin tits money
tits money by white as mayo July 24, 2017

tits and money 

Something that is good or works well. Something admired for its use.
Check out that ride, thats tits and money.
tits and money by Fun guy September 7, 2007
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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