monkey sheet

a sheet you rub off on

it is alway fun with monkey sheet

by bill murry March 27, 2004

monkey sheets

Bed sheets stained with spooge because you masturbated and then subsequently ejaculated onto them.
Monkey sheets are frequently characterised by having a queer odour.

{Beavis and Butt-Head dressing themselves as ghosts for Halloween}

{Beavis}: Hey Butt-Head, this sheet smells funny.
{Butt-Head}: Yeah, huh huh. Those are my special monkey sheets.
{Beavis}: O fuck! Get it off! Get it off!! GET IT OFF!!!

by Telephony February 15, 2020

monkey sheeth

monkey sheeth aka... "Jack rag"was brought about due to a friend of mine always masterbating and cleaning himself off with the same article of clothing, towel, paper towel..ect..and leaving it out so someone wiil eventually grab it to wipe something up or off of them...the rag is isually hard and cum stained

say you dont use that rag to wipe up you lil kids face. That is my monkey sheeth

by jgiddy99 December 3, 2004

monkeyshlett

a feeling of a high, on such drugs as herbal buds and hazes of such. After excessive use and intake of psychologically enhancing budded flowers. Greens that were only made specifically hybrid crossed and given the highest hydroponic treatments since the 70's and present

friend 1: Fuck me man, i'm getting paranoid after smoking that weed man
friend 2: nah bro, just chill. i know how you feel. it will go in a while. you'll be alright, you're just monkeyshlett. its ok.

guy said: hey dude, i am in monkeyshlett, i love it so much. pass me some more.

girls smoking: That skunk is so monkeyshlett, you only need a little bit.

boy 1:hey that just shletted me hard bro
boys friend:you have to toke it till you get monkeyshletted though bro. don't fade out on me from just being shletted up. I want to feel the monkey with it
boy: True, lets get monkeyshletted up

by milk chocolate bloody paki that you love to hate January 24, 2005

monkeyshlett

Monkeyshlett means beyond feeling high to the point it cant get any better.

It is also a bodypart of a monkey.

i'm feeelin mizzunkizzleshlizz'2tha'nizzette

by pass me dat April 9, 2005