monkey shaming 

Making fun of or embarrassing someone for inappropriate hair growth

Mike said to Harvey - "You need to trim that fecking hair growing out of those moles on your face" .
Lucy said "Dad! stop monkey shaming Harvey!"

monkey shaming by USAReilly May 13, 2023

monkey-shaking 

two or more people dancing ridiculously close, on top of eachother, grinding

"OMG!! What whores! Sarah, Britney, & steve where monkey-shaking at YMCA camp!"

monkey-shaking by Chica Boom August 27, 2004

money shaming 

Money Shaming when a person of less net worth shames someone for having more money then they do.

Money Shaming when a person of less net worth shames someone for having more money then they do.

Ahhh I can’t wait to money shame the dawg because of his affluent country club lifestyle !

money shaming by Todd R. K. October 20, 2022

Monkeyshaming 

Shaming a monkey (A person of Indian descent) for failing to fit into a stereotype (e.g. not being good at math).

"He was monkeyshaming me for dropping a 60 on the last math test"

Monkeyshaming by dream1ngalias December 16, 2023

Shaving money 

Admission of being another gullible marketing statistic of Gillette with no intention of changing.

From when you received the mac3 razor for free in the mail upon turning 18, going on to spend ass-loads on razors for the rest of your life.

"Honey please, were on a budget, can you please not pay $15 for 3 razor blades this time?"

"what the hell is a matter with you, I got the razor for free, I'm shaving money"

Shaving money by Clean breaker April 23, 2009

shaving the monkeys forehead 

A woman partaking in the act of removing all hair from the vaginal area (beetle bonet), thus leaving a smooth hairless area clear of all debris for a nice session of licking the vertical bacon sandwich.

immac, bic, wilkinson, gillette are all tools used in the act. of shaving the monkeys forehead

shaving the monkeys forehead by luke110381 February 4, 2008

shaking the golden monkeys out of the tree

Kicking around a difficult to solve problem until a brilliant solution falls out

"Alysha has been moving them photoshop layers around on that design for ages"
"Yea she is shaking the golden monkeys out of the tree"

shaking the golden monkeys out of the tree by MonkeyShaker September 10, 2013