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monkey pinch 

(Verb) The act of pinching someone with your fingernails. Typically on a fatty area such as the back of the arm.
Ouch! Why 'd you monkey pinch me G?
monkey pinch by dirtyharriet69 October 20, 2015
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pinch of monkey shit 

Something or someone who is totally worthless to the entire world
Hey do you know Greg?

Yeah I do and he ain't worth a pinch of monkey shit.

Monkey Pincher

Someone who is better than a monkey puncher and wins at all contest.
That monkey pincher is always winning sxephil's contest!
Monkey Pincher by Buttface65436 August 4, 2011

MonkeyPunched 

This is what happens to a white sluts cunt the first times she is screwed by a black guy which renders here useless to any white man for the rest of her life since it instantly lowers her status to honorary nigger white trash slut.
Rob: Something stinks! You smell that?
Josh: Yeah its probably Kelly's puss she's been monkeypunched.
Rob: Nasty mudshark bitch!
MonkeyPunched by jbadd April 26, 2009

monkeypunch 

v the act of slapping oneself on the chest with an open hand and holding the other hand directly beneath the anus to collect excrement during intercourse, possibly followed by flinging.
My baby loves the monkeypunch
monkeypunch by swingin sam January 19, 2004

Monkeypunching 

The sexual acting of fully inserting an unpeeled ripe banana into another's orifice, and after complete insertion, reaching in and grabbing the banana in hand, enclosing the hand around the fruit making a fist, and attempting to remove the ripe fruit from the orifice repeatedly, causing the fruit to burst and squish internally in hand against the muscular closure force incurred by the orifice, until the hand is removed with a ruined banana. Metaphorically akin to the water finding trap used on baboons in the Sahara, or raccoon traps used in the American South as described in the novel "Where The Red Fern Grows"
The monkeypunching caused a prolapse that was as sweet as it was ejaculatory.
The monkeypuching did not go as planned, as an unripe banana was used, resulting in hemorrhaging, rather than hemmeroids.
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