monkey mustard 

when some one is talking shite, you say this phraise. it works, trust

1) sorry mate your talking crap, its all monkey mustard to me

2) your tlking monkey mustard

monkey mustard by nink, gandalf, and razor September 4, 2004

Monkey mustard 

A liquid/solid mix of feces left in your underwear after sharting.

(Farts): I think I left a little monkey mustard down there.

Monkey mustard by A_2_spooky_sloth January 22, 2017

Monkey Mustard 

Monkey Mustard is when you fart so hard you shoot out globs of shit. Similar to shart.

Becky: -LOUD AGGRESIVE FART- (also sounds bubbly, and sounds like when you squish flarp.) Keisha: OOoo girl you definitely just shot out some monkey mustard.

Monkey Mustard by slimelord August 24, 2018

Mustard Monkey 

A racial slur towards Asians describing their skin color.
(Do not use unless Asian or have permission from an asian)

Oh look at that mustard monkey over there.

Mustard Monkey by AnchorageFilipino May 16, 2022

mustard monkey 

a racial slur used against east asian people

''shutup you stinky little mustard monkey!''

mustard monkey by chinkyman08 May 13, 2022

Money Mustard 

I mean... it's cum

She loved the sausage but wasn't so happy once she got the money mustard.

Money Mustard by JustThatGuy00 September 15, 2017