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Monkey mustard 

A liquid/solid mix of feces left in your underwear after sharting.
(Farts): I think I left a little monkey mustard down there.
Monkey mustard by A_2_spooky_sloth January 22, 2017

Monkey Mustard 

Monkey Mustard is when you fart so hard you shoot out globs of shit. Similar to shart.
Becky: -LOUD AGGRESIVE FART- (also sounds bubbly, and sounds like when you squish flarp.) Keisha: OOoo girl you definitely just shot out some monkey mustard.
Monkey Mustard by slimelord August 24, 2018

Mustard Monkey 

A racial slur towards Asians describing their skin color.
(Do not use unless Asian or have permission from an asian)
Oh look at that mustard monkey over there.

mustard monkey 

a racial slur used against east asian people
''shutup you stinky little mustard monkey!''

Money Mustard 

I mean... it's cum
She loved the sausage but wasn't so happy once she got the money mustard.
Money Mustard by JustThatGuy00 September 15, 2017

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026