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Monkey mustard 

A liquid/solid mix of feces left in your underwear after sharting.
(Farts): I think I left a little monkey mustard down there.
Monkey mustard by A_2_spooky_sloth January 22, 2017

Monkey Mustard 

Monkey Mustard is when you fart so hard you shoot out globs of shit. Similar to shart.
Becky: -LOUD AGGRESIVE FART- (also sounds bubbly, and sounds like when you squish flarp.) Keisha: OOoo girl you definitely just shot out some monkey mustard.
Monkey Mustard by slimelord August 24, 2018

Mustard Monkey 

A racial slur towards Asians describing their skin color.
(Do not use unless Asian or have permission from an asian)
Oh look at that mustard monkey over there.

mustard monkey 

a racial slur used against east asian people
''shutup you stinky little mustard monkey!''
mustard monkey by chinkyman08 May 13, 2022

Money Mustard 

I mean... it's cum
She loved the sausage but wasn't so happy once she got the money mustard.
Money Mustard by JustThatGuy00 September 15, 2017
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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