monkey mashed 

To be completely off your rocker on class As most likely Mandela or the old ketamine

He was so monkey mashed he fell into a fire and kept skanking

monkey mashed by Cunty June 20, 2016

Mashed Up Monkey 

Put a banana in a sock, mash it up and put it in microwave for 20seconds. When done put it over your penis and start masturbating.
(20 secs only so you dont burn your knob)

I'm going yo get home and have a mashed up monkey

Mashed Up Monkey by No muff to tuff for buff May 5, 2022