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Gear Monkey 

Having an obsession with anything vehicle related! Spending hrs and hours researching and building a particular type of vehicle to perfection. While being amazing at everything!
Those Gear Monkey’s spent hours building thier ultra4 vehicle!

That Gear Monkey was moving quick through the desert!

Baby don’t worry, I’m a Gear Monkey!

I wish I was a Gear Monkey to be as cool as that guy!

Don’t worry I can Gear Monkey it!

He was driving like a Gear Monkey!

If only I could Gear Monkey

She was totally Gear Monkey last night!

Gear Monkey 

Airline or airplane co-pilot/first officer. Sits in the right seat.
Hi, I'm captain Ace Aviator and this is my Gear Monkey, Joe Blow.
Gear Monkey by Hawkerdude July 8, 2012

MonkeyBeard 

A man who has a beard that is made of a monkey. The only way to shave this monkey is with Occum's Razor.
I shaved the monkeybeard and became rich!
MonkeyBeard by Philip Sap June 14, 2008

Monkeybeard 

A monkey that attaches itself to the face of a host. According to legend, whoever shaves the legendary monkeybeard will become rich.
After being shaved, the monkeybeard went off to find a new host.
Monkeybeard by dannyjenn June 16, 2008

Monkeyears

Someone with massive ears that stick out like an erection
Danny has massive monkeyears
Monkeyears by Danno.lavel December 1, 2016
excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting
adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹
Word of the Day on July 6, 2026