monkey gear 

When your bike chain slips off the chainwheel and you're now pedaling in vain.

"Ha-ha, Susan's chain fell off. She's in monkey gear!"

monkey gear by karaokeyoga May 4, 2023

Gear Monkey 

Having an obsession with anything vehicle related! Spending hrs and hours researching and building a particular type of vehicle to perfection. While being amazing at everything!

Those Gear Monkey’s spent hours building thier ultra4 vehicle!

That Gear Monkey was moving quick through the desert!

Baby don’t worry, I’m a Gear Monkey!

I wish I was a Gear Monkey to be as cool as that guy!

Don’t worry I can Gear Monkey it!

He was driving like a Gear Monkey!

If only I could Gear Monkey

She was totally Gear Monkey last night!

Gear Monkey by The Gear Monkey May 9, 2018

Gear Monkey 

Airline or airplane co-pilot/first officer. Sits in the right seat.

Hi, I'm captain Ace Aviator and this is my Gear Monkey, Joe Blow.

Gear Monkey by Hawkerdude July 8, 2012

MonkeyBeard 

A man who has a beard that is made of a monkey. The only way to shave this monkey is with Occum's Razor.

I shaved the monkeybeard and became rich!

MonkeyBeard by Philip Sap June 14, 2008

Monkeybeard 

A monkey that attaches itself to the face of a host. According to legend, whoever shaves the legendary monkeybeard will become rich.

After being shaved, the monkeybeard went off to find a new host.

Monkeybeard by dannyjenn June 16, 2008

Monkeyears

Someone with massive ears that stick out like an erection

Danny has massive monkeyears

Monkeyears by Danno.lavel December 1, 2016

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022