monkey clap
Slapping someone with both hands on either side of their face, in a clapping motion.
Inspired by Donkey Kong.
Inspired by Donkey Kong.
monkey clap by Ben Berkowitz March 21, 2008
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monkey clap by Craig May 13, 2005
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Monkey Clap by Daniel November 12, 2004
Monkey Clap
When a person shits in their hands, and proceeds to clap their hands in front of another persons face.
Monkey Clap by #1 Monkey Clapper April 22, 2024
clapping monkey
clapping monkey has 2 definitions
1) a small toy, usually with cymbols, which when winded up will clap the cymbols together
2) a metaphor for a woman's vagina which is extremely loose, and would clap like a toy clapping monkey
1) a small toy, usually with cymbols, which when winded up will clap the cymbols together
2) a metaphor for a woman's vagina which is extremely loose, and would clap like a toy clapping monkey
1) hey look at that new toy i got, it's a clapping monkey!
2) hey i bet her lips go at it like a clapping monkey in the wind! (makes clapping motion between legs)
2) hey i bet her lips go at it like a clapping monkey in the wind! (makes clapping motion between legs)
clapping monkey by Poodle April 13, 2005
clapping monkey
This is the comprehensize dictionary of the clapping monkey phrase:
1)A small toy for children
2)A metaphor for a women who has had lots of sex and is such very loose and is in need of corrective surgery. Sum1 u wudnt want 2 have sex with!!! There is even hand motions to go with it.
1)A small toy for children
2)A metaphor for a women who has had lots of sex and is such very loose and is in need of corrective surgery. Sum1 u wudnt want 2 have sex with!!! There is even hand motions to go with it.
clapping monkey by bionicman April 13, 2005
clappin spank monkey
A person whos so high they they dont laugh, they clap/ or/ someone who get the clap after fucking someone they dont know.
clappin spank monkey by EyYo Froshie December 16, 2004
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