monkey bump 

The hardened raised area of a severe blow. Usually administered with the middle knuckle of a fist. Common amoung siblings.

When aggravated Jon would inflict one hell of a monkey bump!

monkey bump by [e-mail] September 25, 2004

Monkey-bump

Open-faced high five to the forehead when someone is being a bonehead or stubborn.

I monkey-bumped Jake because he wouldn’t let me help him.

Monkey-bump by dancingqueen5678 December 8, 2022

Bump Monkey 

A guy that goes to clubs, gets on the dance floor, and purposely bumps into chicks hoping that the chick will start grinding with him.

That fuckin bump monkey out there just tried to grind on my girl. Lets beat his ass!

Bump Monkey by Chuck Bucket February 7, 2005

bump monkey 

A drug addict that will do anything for a fix and visits the drug dealer too often. annoying weak person

"He's just a fucking bump monkey trying to stay in my sac".

bump monkey by Gkelly September 21, 2005

monkey bumping 

When two woman are having sex and their rubbing their pussies together.

Michelle and Dee are monkey bumping!

monkey bumping by my bubbles January 17, 2006

monkey bumper

A woman who likes to lick/eat another womans vagina(pussy).

That lady is definitely a monkey bumper

monkey bumper by DC Bighead November 25, 2007

monkey bumper

One who is not a negro, who has sexual relations with a Negro.

Since the ethnicity of his sex partners is unimportant to Joe- he is also a monkey bumper.

monkey bumper by Shameless75110 June 15, 2009