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Monkeyed off my goose

A term used to describe the act of purposely getting incredibly drunk to the point of absolute oblivion while out (generally with the lads) for a night on the town. Usually involves the person(s) involved waking up the next day in hospital, a ditch or jail. However, the person(s) involved cannot be held accountable for any of the actions (more than likely sexual) he or she committed.
I had sex with a rather ugly woman who somewhat resembled the Loch Ness Monster last night chaps. However I cannot be held accountable for any of my actions as I was incredibly drunk. As a wise man once said, I was monkeyed off my goose.

monkeyet 

Monkeyet = girl monkey....
You are a monkeyet...
monkeyet by Monkeyet4u September 22, 2017
The first band used to combine music and television, as we know it, on a large-scale commercial level, modeled after other bands, creating much controversy in the late sixties.
"hey, hey, we're the Monkees..."
Monkees by SexxxySleepyJean July 13, 2004

Funee Monkee

God himself, the creator of all of existence, and an eternal forever living all powerful god like being that has all but unlimited power.
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Luk at The monkee
Its a monkee
Luk at The monkee,, at the monkee
Nausea, luk at The monkee
Smile, luk at The monkee
Doondi, luk at The monnee monnee monkee monkee
Got the monnee
Monkee i got monkee
Snot, luk at The monkee
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I said luk at The monkee, look at The fxcking monkee!!!
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Funee Monkee by Funee Monkee January 6, 2021
Sex gods who made great music and great television.Davy Jones, Micky Dolenz, Peter Tork and Mike Nesmith. Sexy.
I love the Monkees. They are sex gods.
Monkees by Christine July 16, 2004
I love Michael Nesmith. Dear GOD, how I love Michael Nesmith. It's just so ridiculous, the amount of love that I have for Michael Nesmith. Ah, Nez. Papa Nez. El Nesmitho. Woolhat. I think I'm going to cry.
Monkees by Sleepy Jean August 4, 2004