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a king on a really old star wars cartoon called "star wars droids" who got cursed and sold as a slave as someone tried to take his throne
monjopa is lame
monjopa by phonomymous January 14, 2009
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monopatwa 

A dirty game of Monopoly played by 3 people.
Let's get together and have a monopatwa tonight!!
monopatwa by hottiemccnuggetpantz January 2, 2012
A beautiful woman who is always caring and there for everyone.
Monjola is amazing
Monjola by absheh December 28, 2021

Monoparolic 

(Adj) - pertaining to responses that consist of solely one word. Often originating from disinterested romantic interests or sullen teenagers.

Compare with monosyllabic
Q- Finbar, how proceeds your textular relationship with Martha?

F- Too bad Quentin, too bad, stiflingly monoparolic on her part.

Q- Oh, for shame sir!
Monoparolic by jpandthebooks April 10, 2017

MONOPANAZI 

A person that once started a game of monopoly with, theres no escaping. Plays strictly by the rules and assaults people fooling around.
Let me leave, we've been playing for 5 hours you fucking monopanazi!
MONOPANAZI by the-bator gator August 7, 2010
Pussy who doesn't sitck to the deal. Has hair. Shouldn't have hair. They are people you shouldn't make bets with.
He didn't sstick to the deal. Man like monjola.
monjola by Papi chulo 123 May 11, 2021

Mondopause 

The act of persistently having a bad attitude on mondays, kind of like menopause, but less dramatic.
Steve's mother has a bad case of mondopause.
Mondopause by FergyA October 5, 2010
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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