Mondopause

The act of persistently having a bad attitude on mondays, kind of like menopause, but less dramatic.

Steve's mother has a bad case of mondopause.

by FergyA October 05, 2010

Procrastofessional

The state of being a professional procrastinator. One who regularly puts things off until the very last moment and yet still somehow seems to succeed.

Steve is supposed to be studying for finals, but he's a procrastofessional. He'll do it tomorrow.

by FergyA December 07, 2011