Definitions by FergyA

Procrastofessional

The state of being a professional procrastinator. One who regularly puts things off until the very last moment and yet still somehow seems to succeed.

Steve is supposed to be studying for finals, but he's a procrastofessional. He'll do it tomorrow.

Procrastofessional by FergyA December 6, 2011

Mondopause 

The act of persistently having a bad attitude on mondays, kind of like menopause, but less dramatic.

Steve's mother has a bad case of mondopause.

Mondopause by FergyA October 5, 2010