Mongoled
Completely stoned.
Mongoled by Mongooseog October 29, 2018
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Mongoled
Sexual term used to describe women getting dominated in bedroom by big (endowed) asian men. It is reference to what the mongol empire did during there time conquering half the world with an army of many different asian men.
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Mongoled • mongole • mongoed • mongled • mongolder • mongolide • mongolled • mongooed • Abdulla Mongolidi • cock mongoler
Mongoled
Sexual term used to describe women getting dominated in bedroom by big (endowed) asian men. It is reference to what the mongol empire did during there time conquering half the world with an army of many different asian men.
mongoed
mongoed by weecalrobot January 7, 2007
turd mongoler
turd mongoler- when an individual unknowingly craps on a pre-existing turd that is submerged in the bowl water itself, creating a gargantuan mound of fecal matter. the individual themself is considered a turd mongoler after the blasphomas crime has been comensed.
needing to deficate histerically, the nieve dumper proceeded to drop his trousers and ireversibly transform into the turd mongoler his mother always feared he would become.
turd mongoler by master mongolersonsville May 30, 2009
cock mongoler
1) Someone who whores the cock.
2) A woman or man who so lusts for the cock that he or she will do anything to spend time with one.
2) A woman or man who so lusts for the cock that he or she will do anything to spend time with one.
1). "Eric why are you always cock mongoling?"
"Because my mom told me to!"
2). "Guess what I did yesterday?"
"Probably sniffs some big cocks out of a crowd and had a fun time with them, you stupid cock mongoler"
"Yes"
"Because my mom told me to!"
2). "Guess what I did yesterday?"
"Probably sniffs some big cocks out of a crowd and had a fun time with them, you stupid cock mongoler"
"Yes"
cock mongoler by Storytelling Sam April 9, 2006
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