Moneypenny

MI6 secretary in the fictional world of James Bond 007. She must have something wrong with her because she's the only woman Bond hasn't slept with.

(watching any Bond film) Damn! The Moneypenny has all the parts but the wiring must be screwy.

Moneypenny by Mr Boddy July 30, 2004

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moneypenny

1. The definition of perfection.

2. The love and joy of HP's life.

moneypenny by Anonymous July 23, 2003

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moneypenny • miss moneypenny

miss moneypenny

M, the leader of MI6's Secretary, Hwom, is secretly in love with james bond, but he rejects her. Has been played by different actors, but none more famous than the unforgettable Lois Maxwell.

James Bond: Good morning Miss Moneypenny.
Miss Moneypenny: Good morning.
Miss Moneypenny: (thinking to herself)..DAMN HES FINE!!!

miss moneypenny by ooglyboogly123 October 27, 2005

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Moneypenis

The act of having so much money you can forcibly fuck anyone you want with no regrets.

The governments moneypenis screws every american every day i.e. see Symbiotic Buttfuck

Moneypenis by WillofThePersin July 10, 2012

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

Word of the Day on July 14, 2026

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