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Money Bitch 

A money bitch is someone who is obsessed with how much money people owe them, and freak out if someone doesn't pay them back in time, but will never pay any money back to others, normally claiming that they owe them something.
Alexandra was such a money bitch, she always counts out exactly how much you owe her but will never pay you back.
Money Bitch by -Nerdtastic October 16, 2009

Money Bitch 

when a female dog eats money
I dropped a dollar on the floor and my dog licked it up. Such a money bitch!
Money Bitch by UnhappyMax June 14, 2017

Money Bitch-Slap 

To bitch slap someone such as a bitch with a stack of money.
Money Bitch-Slap by John Farney January 25, 2009

Where's My Money Bitch 

What to say to your friends when they owe you money and they won't give it to you.

also a popular song on youtube
Person 1: hey, can i pay you back tomorrow?

Person 2: Where's my money, bitch?!?

Person 1 hands over the money, says "shit" under their breath, and leaves.

Where's my money bitch is a comand that prevents someone from giving you bullshit.

memo money bitch 

Someone who memorizes someone else's debit card code to use it irl or online without having the physical card.
It can also be someone who secretly writes down the code on a note and keeps it.
- "How the f*ck did you buy all this?!!"
- "I stole my bf's debit card, wrote down his code and pulled it back in his wallet." *winks*
- "OMFG you are such a memo money bitch!"

Money Grabbin Bitch 

Money Grabbin Bitch: yo baby momma, yo foes, yo land lady, yo bitch, yo kids, baisicly any bitch that wanna get you for yo paper... or wut u tell people when they tryin to stick u fo yo paper
Money Grabbin Bitch: You gotta pay my car, my cell, my rims, my nails, my hair, and u gotta pay child support...

ME: Shut up you MONEY GRABBIN BITCH...
Money Grabbin Bitch by Yung Gawd January 19, 2008
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Oblication 

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So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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