monclús 

Synonym of perfection

This chair is monclús

monclús by Plassa July 19, 2017

Manclusion 

A conclusion that a man comes to when his ego is in question.

Jim got fired after showing up late to his job for the 8th time in a row

Manclusion: "obviously my boss is jealous of my gigantic dick" -Jim

Jim walks into a bar, hits on a woman way out of his league
. She rejects him.

Manclusion: "This bitch is obviously a lesbian" -Jim

Manclusion by Livetowin_Manclusion March 15, 2013

Monculus 

hhhhhaaaaaooooøøøøøooooååååååååååååøhhhhh å˙˙˙hh˙˙˙ oøøøøøoooooaoaaa a aøøøøøøø ŒŒŒŒŒ - monculus
monculus is from my singing monsters and is on the following islands:
Wublin island: Just like wublins, you must give him monster eggs to wake him up, bro has the coolest wake up animation in the game.
Ethereal island: Either breed him by breeding: nebulob and jeeode, or purchase him for 200 diamonds.
Seasonal shanty: Yes, monculus is a seasonal. He was created to celebrate life formula, which is a made up holiday.

Dude: I just got a monculus!!!
Dude 2: Cool what island?
Dude: wublin island.
Dude 2: cool, that's the hardest island to get him on.
Dude: try feeding a monculus to level 15 then sending him to seasonal shanty.

Monculus by suger man August 16, 2023

Monolusive 

The only one to the exclusion of all others.

The skull and bones society monolusively choose John out of the new pledges.

Monolusive by Kaw4j July 24, 2016

Not my Moncus 

Short for not my Monkey's, not my Circus

Person 1: Hey did you did you hear Dave and Terry a arguing over how the activity is run?
Person 2: Dave and Terry will work it out and if not its Not my Moncus anyway

Not my Moncus by MadSeaChef July 28, 2022

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019