momnip

When a mom is drawn to a younger guy in a way that she really wants her daughter to go out with him. Akin to catnip but for mothers.

That guy really gets along with her mother; he's definite momnip.

by andamovie March 1, 2018

Momnificent

Moms are magnificent.
The term momnificent is used as an adjective when describing something magnificent✨ that involves the noun mother.

Here are some terms where momnificent can be used:

• Momnificent time - means when mom dedicates time to someone or herself.😇
• Momnificent clothes mean wearing something that is a perfect match for mom's role, something comfortable in performing the mother's daily tasks.🤩
• Momnificent food means when mom cooks for you. Mom's meals are the best!😋

Etymology:
LATIN: magnus (great) —> LATIN later OLD FRANCH : magnificent (making great) —> Late middle English: magnificent (extremely beautiful, impressive) —> the year 2020: momnificent (moms are magnificent)

by Momnificent December 18, 2020

Monipulator

A girl who manipulates everyone in sight in order to make herself feel better, who makes her life seem better than it actually is and to keep her sharades and shenanigans moving forward. Will tell anyone EVERYTHING they want to hear and anything they think may sound "real" or down-to-earth enough to make them believe she's not only feeding them shit on a spoon and laughing at them on the inside.

Nobody knows of her sociopathic tendencies because all who put themselves around her are either the same type of person or are just too damn stupid to realize what's going on until it's too late.

Boy: Monica and I always have wonderful conversations... I hardly ever come away from an encounter with her feeling like she's screwing me over.

Girl: Monica always makes me feel like I know exactly what to do to put my life back together. First I gotta tell my folks I'm moving out and that they can't control me forever, then I'm going to buy Monica and I tons of drugs and we're going to have the BEST fuckin weekend ever together!!!! EEEEEEEE!!!

Girl: Wait, I'm homeless and now Monica wont even pick up my calls.... what a fucking monipulator!!!!

by illfckinbabyyyyy♥ October 21, 2010

momnipotence

an awareness of the fact that sometimes your mom knows more than she lets on.

"How did your mom know about the party you had while she was away? We cleaned up the house!" "I don't know - must be momnipotence"

by 3 card Monty June 5, 2009

momlips

Lips that are loose from sucking dick

That bitch has momlips

by sexmanfart February 6, 2021

momnicient

The all knowing, all seeing, eyes-in-the-back-of-her-head quality all mothers seem to share.

My mother always knows when I'm doing something I shouldn't be, because she's momnicient!

by Pat Buonodono April 10, 2008

Momnibus

1. SUV for way to many kids.

2. 4+ seated vehicle for shuttling children/adolescents

3. Nerdy soccer mom ride "Its not a mini van damit!"

Don't call me a soccer mom just because I got alot of kids that have places to be. We dont even play sports in this family. Im a cool mom who likes comics and pop culture...you know cool stuff. I will not drive a minivan damit! Behold my 8 seater Sport Utility Vehicle "Momnibus"!

by Franklicek August 7, 2018