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momfucker

N. A more lewd and obscene way of saying "motherfucker".
Girl: You shit on my chest, you momfucker!
by momfuck p.i. September 11, 2010
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momfucker

Unlike motherfucker, momfucker can be used to refer to someone that has intercourse with their biological mom or has desires to do so.
My friend was talking about how fat his mom's ass is, I don't know if he's some kind of momfucker or what..
by K9265 June 20, 2021
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tomfuckery

Similar to tomfoolery, except to a greater extent, and often involving mindfucking and very indecent behaviour.
An extremely well endowed leprechaun who hangs out in a men's bathroom, convincing men that he would grant them wishes if they allow him to fuck them in the ass, then asking how old they are, and then stating, "So you still believe in leprechauns..." is a blatant display of tomfuckery.
by AWads September 7, 2007
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Moffucked

The end result of watching a 'last episode' of any TV serial written by Steven Moffat, owing to the impossibility, confusion and pure anger at very complex and brilliant plots. Especially when there is a sizeable gap between one episode and the next. Usually found in relation to British Television shows Sherlock and Doctor Who.
A: Did you see that episode last night? It was infuriating!
B: I know! My head's been totally moffucked!

Interchangeable with 'mind-fucked'
by Admixt February 8, 2012
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tomfuckery

When your friend does something really fucking stupid and doesn't stop
Bill Im not sure if I can take anymore of your tomfuckery

Well I can keep going until your all tomfuckered out

I rip you in half you little shit!

Well come get some old man

Come here you scaly fuck

Im shoving your soul down an interdenominational starcase

NO! all these soul stairs!
by Mirik November 2, 2017
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Moffucked

The state of confusion after seeing a new episode of the British TV Show Doctor Who written by head writer Steven Moffat, when more questions are raised than answered. Usually occurs after an episode that ends in a cliffhanger that hints at several possible conclusions.

Similar to being mind-fucked.
Person 1: Did you see last night's Doctor Who?

Person 2: Yeah, what is going on? I've been Moffucked yet again!
by aiaisanotareal May 23, 2011
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TomFuckery

Similar to “TomFoolery,” but to a much higher extent.
I AM SICK OF YOUR TOMFUCKERY, JOHN.
by voidheart69 March 17, 2020
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