mom up 

To do the things that only a mom can do.

I need to mom up & clean this pile of dog poop on the carpet that my son got a wiff of while torturing his sister by attempting to put her face in it then proceeded to vomit on top of said poop.

mom up by SexyNurse August 7, 2017

step-up mom 

A mother figure to a child that is not married to the father.

A mother figure that stepped-up to the plate.

This is my dad and step-up mom, they take care of me.

step-up mom by BoxedCheri February 16, 2017

mom it up 

To do something to something that normally a mom would do; or to emulate a motherly activity

Wrapping up leftover pizza from a frat party in nice individual plastic wrapped packages, Tom heard his roommate holler: "Hey man, you really mom'ed that up!"

Or

As Christy served up homemade cookies and milk to her friends, they cheered: "Mom it up!"

mom it up by progin September 14, 2010

Mom-ed Up 

To mess something up - especially anything of a technological nature - in that particular Mom-style. A polite way to say that your Mom fucked something up.

"You mother totally Mom-ed Up the computer - she got frustrated and just started press every button and key possible. "

"The sprinkler system was completely Mom-ed Up - she turned every knob in every way, and now the whole system doesn't work."

Mom-ed Up by SluttyKitty June 22, 2009

shut up your mom's gay 

A classic comeback to halt someone you don't want or care to hear.

Person you don't care to hear: so i was at school today and I wa-
You: shut up your mom's gay
Person you don't care to hear: ...(silence)

shut up your mom's gay by andbow03 February 21, 2018

there's a jinn up your mom's ass

A phrase used among Muslims, typically used as a means of derailing a conversation when one person says something particularly hurtful or annoying to the other.

Fatima: Mohammed, why do you sound like a retard whenever you speak?
Mohammed: there's a jinn up your mom's ass.

there's a jinn up your mom's ass by mynoduesp2303 November 6, 2018

12 inches up your mom 

A phrase to make a online bully shut up.

Jean: lol you're probably only 12.

Ryan: yeah I'm 12. 12 inches up your mom.

Jean:........

12 inches up your mom by dabi's vibrator February 3, 2021