Clumsy and short, Molliannes are a rare breed. Proceed with caution if you spot one in the wild, as they scare easily, and have a tendency to bite. Often paired with 'golden retriever' gamer partners.
F*ck boy: Is that a Mollie over there?
Clever person: No you idiot, that's a Mollianne, you can tell because they just tripped over thin air
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).