moisty boy 

A man with a penis dribbling in anticiping for hooking up with a miosty. Also a drift team from Australia.

When I saw that miosty I became a moisty boy. But my drift car was not in sight.

moisty boy by Underit April 25, 2015

moisty boy 

A man with a penis dribbling in anticiping for hooking up with a miosty. Also a drift team from Australia.

When I saw that miosty I became a moisty boy. But my drift car was not in sight.

moisty boy by Underit April 25, 2015

moist boy 

An obnoxious Twitter user, usually a young man of the NEET variety, usually racist. Alternately "wet gent" or "damp chap."

I trolled Richard Spencer and now my mentions are full of moist boys.

moist boy by Sue Don M. April 3, 2017

moist boys 

A moist boy is a young male that enjoys TwitchTV for the sole purpose of jerking it to a female streamer that is preferably, of their liking. The female, usually attractive, has the personality of a tin can and can barely play video game but enjoys wearing a low crop-top in efforts to raise money for their career. Moist boys usually defend their streamer girl by calling them names, such commonly known as; Queen, Princess, our girl, babe etc... Most moist boys donate money to their ''queens'' in hope to achieve a sort of recognition and fantasize that, donating money, will give them a date with said queen but they enjoy jerking it instead of hitting the gym, or attempting to settle for a girl of their league.

Moist boys get defensive when people call out bad streamer girls due to things like ''boob4views'' or any sort of backlash such as; animal cruelty (e.g. throwing a cat on stream), faking cancer, fucking twitch TV virgin mods & doxing.

Moist boys support their streamer girls by buying useless things such as gamer girl bath water and send death threats to innocent girls when they make fake Pornhub accounts in retaliation for trolling boys into thinking that doing pornography will make them more money than they already are.

Moist Boys A) Did you watch A's stream last night?
Moist boys B) Yeah I totally donated 25$ and she said Thanks Moist boy B! ''Hehehe'' Then she threw a cat across the stream while I was cumming.
Moist Boys A) How dare people call my princess an animal abuser! I'll kill those losers myself!
Moist Boys B) YEAH my queen is great! I can't believe people think she used her Ex-Husband for a GreenCard.
Moist Boys A) Yeah, by the way do you want to try out this bathwater I bought?

moist boys by CacaCheerios April 20, 2020

Moist Boys 

A moist boy is a young male that enjoy TwitchTV for the sole purpose of jerking it to a female streamer that is preferably, of their liking. The female, usually attractive, has the personality of a tin can and can barely play video game but enjoys wearing a low crop-top in efforts to raise money for their career. Moist boys usually defend their streamer girl by calling them names, such commonly known as; Queen, Princess, our girl, babe etc... Most moistboys donate money to their ''queens'' in hope to achieve a sort of recognition and fantasize that, donating money, will give them a date with said queen but they enjoy jerking it instead of hitting the gym, or attempting to settle for a girl of their league.

Moist boys get defensive when people call out bad streamer girls due to things like ''boob4views'' or any sort of backlash such as; animal cruelty (e.g. throwing a cat on stream), faking cancer, fucking twitchTV virgin mods & doxxing.

Moist boys support their streamer girls by buying useless things such as gamer girl bath water and send death threats to innocent girls when they make fake pornhub accounts in retaliation for trolling boys into thinking that doing pornography will make them more money than they already are.

Moist Boys A) Did you watch A's stream last night?
Moist boy B) Yeah I totally donated 25$ and she said Thanks Moist boy B! ''Hehehe'' Then she threw a cat across the stream while I was cumming.
Moist Boy A) How dare people call my princess an animal abuser! I'll kill those losers myself!
Moist Boy B) YEAH my queen is great! I can't believe people think she used her Ex-Husband for a GreenCard.
Moist Boy A) Yeah, by the way do you want to try out this bathwater I bought?

Moist Boys by CacaCheerios April 20, 2020

Moistboyz

An organization of men who do two things: not quit and never retire.

Dork 1: "Do you think the Moistboyz will make another record?"

Dork 2: Of course they will; Moistboyz don't quit. They never retire."

Moistboyz by Thors February 18, 2014