mohair

A person of likeness to a goat and gandalf.
Good gracious, are you wearing socks made of Mohair?
by Poooooooo April 05, 2008
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minge marmite

when the ass is wiped from the wrong direction causing shit to be pulled forward covering the minge in poo, thus making it look like marmite.
minge covered in shit

shitty minge
minge marmite
by poooooooo March 29, 2012
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