If your mom is so fat that she makes crop circles when she sits down at the beach, or if the sun burns out before she finishes her full body tan, your mom is a mogren.
noun: A person of small stature who is more prone to threaten or heckle person(s) of bigger physical stature over the internet via chat rooms, forums, etc; however, in face-to-face circumstances, this person would get his ass handed to him.
adjective: Being cocky and egotistical, but not being able to back it up.
Noun: This nerd is actually threatening to kick my ass over the internet. I'd donkey punch this Mogren right in the noggin!
Adjective: I'm really getting sick of this pubescent 11 year old's mogren attitude and empty threats.
The act of allowing a strange woman to buy you a drink at a bar only to wake up in your apartment the next morning without your clothes or any of your high-end electronics.
Morenike is a beautiful, intelligent, amazing person and means the world to everyone. Morenike is the type of person who would do anything for the people she loves. Morenike is a strong individual who would fight for anything she believes in until she succeeds. Morenike is the type of person who everyone should look up to. Morenike is one of a kind.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*