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A catch-all derived from the German word for 'good'.

Can be used as a greeting, farewell, or general acknowledgement.
Person 1: "Hello?"
Person 2: "Guten."
Person 1: "How has your day been?"
Person 2: "Eh. Guten."
Person 1: "Any plans for the weekend?"
Person 2: "Not yet. There is a concert Friday night that I'm considering."
Person 1: "Oh, well let me know; I'll go with you. But I have to go. Call me later?"
Person 2: "Yup. Guten!"
Guten by clicheaspirations September 27, 2011
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guten morgen

good morning in german
"guten morgen"
(good morning.)
guten morgen by DA GERMAN BOMB November 8, 2010

guten talon 

new way of greeting your mates in germany, especially used by young people
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person b: guten talon kolleg
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Guten Tag 

It means: Hello!, Good day!, Good afternoon!, How do you do? in German
Friend: Hello
Me: Guten tag!
Friend: Does that mean pack a bowl or hello?
Me: ja
Friend: "ja" what?
Me: ja to both
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Guten heute leute 

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Guten Tag meine Schlampe 

A formal and overall polite way to greet a woman (or a group of woman by adding an 'n' to the end of Schlampe) in German. Literally means 'Good day my Lady.'
Ex.1

Jonny is walking to school. He sees a romantic interest talking to a group of her friends, and wants to gain her attention. As he walks past, he shouts, "Guten Tag meine Schlampen!"

Ex.2

Robert is looking to get a raise from his boss. Hoping to impress his superior, he greets his female boss by saying "Guten Tag meine Schlampe!"

guten tag 

German for good day, but we all know it really means "Good times."
Remember when we did that stuff? Oh man, guten tag!
guten tag by laurel = l33t April 26, 2004
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