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modern warefare 2 

An error in spelling, usually spelt by noobs.
modern warefare 2 by OXYN January 23, 2010
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modern warefare 2 

the soon to be greatest FPS(first person shooter) of all time, the most anticipated game of the decade and the coolest speacial edition ever=modern warefare 2, it combines several diffrent guns from games such as modern warefare 1, rainbow 6 vegas, socom and crams it into one mega game full of twists turns and a bunch of other things that are TOO HARDCORE TO SAY ON THE INTERNET
modern warefare 2 by willl-i-am August 5, 2009

call of duty: modern warefare 2 

1)where most 5 year old's, with broken mics and an annoying habit of thinking they are cool because they get husky over a video game, get a false sense of skill whether it is noob-tubing, camping, running around at 7x's the speed any normal human being could run, or any other annoying habits

2)made because the makers of Call of Duty: Modern Warefare
who's KDR's were not good enough so they decided to make it more noob friendly and completely screw up the game

3)worst game to play when you are not in a good mood because most likely u will get even more pissed off and have to resist beating yourself with any nearby blunt objects

4) the game where the only positive thing is in-lobby muting :D
Player 1: "Dude i just got 3 nukes in a row in Call of Duty: Modern Warefare 2"
me: "who cares you probably camped with a RPG at the ready like you always do!"

Modern Warfare 2 Syndrome 

After playing hours of Modern Warfare 2, the uneasy feeling one experiences in the real world. Often manifests itself as feeling exposed when in open spaces. The subject can be seen crouching next to a wall or sprinting from one building to another.
Nick (walking): I was thinking of buying a video game. Any recommendations?

Aaron (crouching and peering around a corner): You should get Modern Warfare 2. Its exciting and has changed my life for the better. Its the video game that stays with you everywhere!

Nick: Sounds like someone is suffering from Modern Warfare 2 Syndrome...

Modern Warfare 2 

America's new form of military draft. Makes young american males want to join the ground forces because they play too much MW2.
Dumb kid: Yeah im gonna join the army when i grow up cuz i like guns and shooting people in the face on Modern Warfare 2. this one time i got a 10 killstreak and only 30 deaths and i like to use stopping power to make my bullets stronger and i'll always know where the enemies are because i'll have a UAV radar in the top left corner of my screen and if i get shot it'll only hurt for 5 seconds and then i'll recover and i like to rush around corners and this one time i got 2 helicopters and i killed this noob with a grenade and then i spawned behind their hole team and knifed them lololololol and then oh yeah im almost level 70 and then.....
Modern Warfare 2 by Keegor Sweet December 12, 2009

Modern Warfare 2.5 

A game published by Activision which is a simple "copy-and-paste" stand-alone game. The graphics and physics engine for this "new" and "improved" game are "phenomenal", with little to no improvement in comparison of the Black Ops engine. Many people are fooled by the official label of the game "Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3", but most gamers recognize that the game was just half-assed and only minor adjustments were made.

Everybody knows that this game should have been a 40 USD expansion, the same way people thought Halo 3:ODST should have been an expansion for Halo 3 (original).

People often confuse this game with Modern Warfare 2. Hence, the name Modern Warfare 2.5
"Hey man, do you want to jump onto that MW3?"

"Naw dude, I'm getting on Battlefield 3 and then Halo bro! Screw that Modern Warfare 2.5!"

"Dawg, you right! I'm gonna play with you hold on real quick!"
Modern Warfare 2.5 by Basilman212 November 10, 2011

Modern Warfare 2 

The single greatest way of making 12-16 year old boys think they know everything about how the military operates.
Kid after playing Modern Warfare 2: Hey when you fought in Afghanistan how many pavelows did you call in?

Guy who got back from Afghanistan: *shakes head*
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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"My salad days,
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- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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board chow 

A)
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B)
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A)
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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