Definitions by Seals
mockford
A queerbo with what he percieves to be an eclectic taste in music when in reality he just listens to emasculated nancy boys who consume copious amounts of jism on a daily basis.
"Look at that mockford with his howie day cd's, what a polesmoker. He should go back with the peacock gang"
peacock gang
A group of homosexuals who live in uni share houses around inner melbourne suburbs. One usually has abnormaly hairy armpits and has a room full of incense to hide the smell of her twat.
peacock gang by Seals October 17, 2006
police horse
police horse by Seals October 17, 2006
machtig
an australian mythical creature from queensland, who awakens from a century long slumber to warn the inhabitants of internet chat forums.