machtig

an australian mythical creature from queensland, who awakens from a century long slumber to warn the inhabitants of internet chat forums.
machtig: be careful
vandal: and jizz
by Seals October 17, 2006
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binxy

He loves the nightlife, he loves to boogie, he loves the disco biscuits - however he has a small penis.
That Binxy thought he was suave, but when I saw him in the toilets he had the penis the size of murrays brain.
by Seals October 17, 2006
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synista

The way a dumb emo with a bad haircut spells sinister.
He needed to save ink to put around his eyes cause his mum confiscated his mascara, so he spelt sinister with two less letters. WTF is a synista?
by Seals October 17, 2006
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peacock gang

A group of homosexuals who live in uni share houses around inner melbourne suburbs. One usually has abnormaly hairy armpits and has a room full of incense to hide the smell of her twat.
"There goes the neighbourhood, the peacock gang just moved in"
by Seals October 17, 2006
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police horse

a new twist on an old joke
vandal: why did the chicken cross the road?
locky: why?
vandal: police horse
locky: i dont get it
by Seals October 17, 2006
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mockford

A queerbo with what he percieves to be an eclectic taste in music when in reality he just listens to emasculated nancy boys who consume copious amounts of jism on a daily basis.
"Look at that mockford with his howie day cd's, what a polesmoker. He should go back with the peacock gang"
by Seals October 17, 2006
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