moccodity

Dr. Tran's version of commodity.

I'm not a moccodity!

moccodity by Knutemund Freud May 16, 2006

Moccodile 

The vegan, plant-based alternative to crocodile meat. Also used for faux crocodile skin handbags, purses and shoes.

Dude 1: Hey I thought you were vegan, why are you eating crocodile?

Dude 2: This is actually MOCCODILE, it's 100% vegan.

Dude 1: What does it taste like?

Dude 2: Really authentic... A bit like mock chicken.

Moccodile by Moccodile March 7, 2020