Rich boy who cannot do a push-up but is otherwise the most ripped person you will ever meet. He always buys the latest iPhones because dad is a doctor. Looks like a snack. Knows everything about the most useless shit but knows nothing about the simplest things. Always writes in font size 40. Is the kind of guy to get a 0 on a literacy test because no one can read his handwriting. Was born in North America and lived most of his life there but still can not speak English for shit. Can not take two steps without falling on his own weight. WILL NEVER GO PAST THE AGE OF 30. Takes pride in telling everyone how big of a fatass he is. Spends over 3 months on the same project and still gets 60%. Has no table manners what so ever. Single-handedly holds down the percentage of healthy people in this world.
Yo, do not disrespect him, he is MOAZAN...
by MoazanBuster November 2, 2018
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