moamcu 

love her

i love moamcu
yeah me too

moamcu by mutualsen August 27, 2021

momcuff 

A mom holding a kid's hands/writsts/elbows behind their back while pushing them out of a door.

The step before givin' a whoopin'

A kid was misbehaving at the bowling alley and his mom momcuffed him muttering "I've had enough of you"

"If you don't get out that door, I'm gonna momcuff you"

momcuff by OX4DLNS September 28, 2009

momcunt 

compound word that is slang for a mother's genitalia. also a derogatory term for origin of your being, or anything necessary to your life.

also anything that a motherfucker likes.

Man, Johnny can't live without masturbation; it's really his momcunt.

Woah, I wonder what heavenly momcunt created that girl.

The momcunt of this word is believed to have come from a scrabble game at Sid Richardson College.

Billy is such a mofo, he keeps making my girls his momcunts!

momcunt by Oz Gonadson April 2, 2008

Momcut 

A haircut from your mom.

Hey, dude, I just got a momcut. It's sweet.

Momcut by Randizzle420 December 24, 2008