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mme.farhamand 

She's a great teacher! Really supportive and friendly, and to be honest, the most sarcastic teacher I have ever had(in a good way). She's not boring beyond belief like most teachers, she's really funny. She keeps things exciting, even though at times we do things that don't excite her that much. She roasts her students for goodness sake( in a funny way though, we think nothing of it)! She can be a bit strict at times , but that's OK. Shes really really forgiving too. She truly cares for each and every one of her students, and when he or she is upset, she does all she can to make it better. The only downside is that her history lessons are quite boring, but then again, its history. I honestly love the way she laughs, like, say Karim said something really funny, her eyes would crinkle up and shed turn really pink, its funny watching her laugh. Anyway, three cheers for Mme. Farhamand. We won the lottery with this Core teacher. 7G is the luckiest class on earth. I'm really gonna miss her.
Karim: says a bunch of hilarious garbage
Rest of 7G: Laughs hysterically
Mme.Farhamand: Trying not to laugh, but everyone can clearly see that shes turning as red as a tomato, while trying to hold it in.
Karim: Says a bunch more hilarious garbage
Rest of 7G: Keeps on laughing
Mme Farhamand: Gives up and laughs at Karim's useless but funny garbage, ( and also breathes)
Mme Farhamand: Tells Karim to keep on going, but shes being sarcastic, so she really wants Karim to stop, or else she'll give him a reflection
Karim: Stops saying garbage
Rest of 7G: Goes back to doing work
Mme Farhamand: starts laughing again for some reason.
Entire 7G: Looks at her

Mme Farhamand: Goes back to thinking of ways to slowly kill us with homework, JUST KIDDING. (or not).
mme.farhamand by A person from 7G January 20, 2018
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An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
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"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

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sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
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Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
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Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
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schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
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eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
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