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mme.farhamand 

She's a great teacher! Really supportive and friendly, and to be honest, the most sarcastic teacher I have ever had(in a good way). She's not boring beyond belief like most teachers, she's really funny. She keeps things exciting, even though at times we do things that don't excite her that much. She roasts her students for goodness sake( in a funny way though, we think nothing of it)! She can be a bit strict at times , but that's OK. Shes really really forgiving too. She truly cares for each and every one of her students, and when he or she is upset, she does all she can to make it better. The only downside is that her history lessons are quite boring, but then again, its history. I honestly love the way she laughs, like, say Karim said something really funny, her eyes would crinkle up and shed turn really pink, its funny watching her laugh. Anyway, three cheers for Mme. Farhamand. We won the lottery with this Core teacher. 7G is the luckiest class on earth. I'm really gonna miss her.
Karim: says a bunch of hilarious garbage
Rest of 7G: Laughs hysterically
Mme.Farhamand: Trying not to laugh, but everyone can clearly see that shes turning as red as a tomato, while trying to hold it in.
Karim: Says a bunch more hilarious garbage
Rest of 7G: Keeps on laughing
Mme Farhamand: Gives up and laughs at Karim's useless but funny garbage, ( and also breathes)
Mme Farhamand: Tells Karim to keep on going, but shes being sarcastic, so she really wants Karim to stop, or else she'll give him a reflection
Karim: Stops saying garbage
Rest of 7G: Goes back to doing work
Mme Farhamand: starts laughing again for some reason.
Entire 7G: Looks at her

Mme Farhamand: Goes back to thinking of ways to slowly kill us with homework, JUST KIDDING. (or not).
mme.farhamand by A person from 7G January 20, 2018
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