MJD 

A blatant lie or exaggeration of the truth that everyone is aware of; however the perpetrator thinks he has everyone fooled. Often committed by a Dunny or someone who has intense body-odor and is fat.

"Mike just had another MJD"

"Yeah and he stinks too."

MJD by armenian noodle dipper May 31, 2009

mjd 

Is a shining nice sweet girl , how hate to hurt anyone no matter how's, she owns the most gorgeous happy face ever, says the adorable words always.. even when she feels sad she hates to make anyone feels sad with her

You have mjd in your life then you're lucky!

mjd by Pretty342 October 17, 2017

MJD 

Someone who spends all their time on their phone living their “best life”, especially when they’re hanging out with their friends who are actually living.

Ewww, get off you’re phone you’re being a MJD.

MJD by AOC92 September 28, 2019

MJD 

a southern dad from Alabama who loves McDonald’s and football

MJD loves hot moms

MJD by theurbandn September 20, 2021

Michael MJD

A tech YouTuber that has 218k subscribers.

I watched a Michael MJD video!

Michael MJD by GustasMarc September 11, 2021

MJ'd 

The articulate process by which a drunk and horny female, mostly of the promiscuous type in a relationship with another man, grabs the shaft of the male genitalia (aka a boner) with one fist, and then stealthly with the other hand grasps the left or right gluteal while thrusting said male genitalia inside of the vaginal cavity (aka pussy). Girlfriends are not counted in this particular process.

(Dumbed down version)
When a down ass bitch grabs your dick with one hand, your ass by the other, and slam dunks that shit straight into her pussy.

Jeffrey: "Dude... Daniella totally MJ'd me last night..."

Evan: "Fuck that shit son!"

MJ'd by rolemodel05 April 24, 2009

mjdness 

The amount you feel something is a very MJD thing to do or is likely to happen in an MJD video

What is the mjdness of this installation failing?

mjdness by The Feren OS Developer May 10, 2021