Urban Dictionary: mitties

man titties. Man breasts due to being either really fat or doing roids.

That dude has some gigantic mitties. He should lay off those double quarter pounders.

by cc70192hs September 07, 2009

when a man is so fat that he has breasts or "titties"

"that guy's so fat he's got mitties!"

by maria v July 18, 2005

means average, roots of the word cum from a cross between the words pretty n mingin. is a term mainly used to describe ppl.

Cindy: that guy ova there is checkin me out, u think i shud go ova??
Tapps: nah dont bova hun, hes mitty!

by Tapps n Cindy January 27, 2005

Mitty is a short word for Master in Touching Titty. Name for the cool kids on the block, that always get the fit girls with the big titties

Wow Mitty is so lucky to be teaching her titty

by Cancerkid123 January 11, 2018

Oi paetyn has a lot of mitty he fucks them all the time

by Yoza in da anux March 10, 2016

by doarhx June 25, 2019

Some gay bitch that likes to mess with a retard names Alanys

Mitty smack Alanys for calling her Papi then continues to call her gay

by ThatbadbitchAlanys August 29, 2019