GuyA: Dude...sophia is such a mitch

GuyB: But she's a girl?

GuyA: No.. she's not..shes a man..and a bitch.. therefore, a mitch.
by Superssssss! May 31, 2010
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Male Bitch.

A man who acts as if he has no nuts. Just like a contentious woman who constantly causes problems and messes up everyone's good time and inner peace. Mostly because they are bored or didn't get what they wanted.
Damn this guy being a mitch because I stood up for myself and brought him down to our level. He keeps yelling louder then me when I try to talk and trying to get me disliked.
by Man Power June 15, 2009
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1. A person who forgets recent information learned.

2. A person who might have short term memory loss

3. A person who says something really, really stupid.
"The Canucks won the Cup right?" "No mitch."

"Wait, so your saying Lebron got traded to Cleveland?" "Mitch! C'mon!"

"I know for a fact Reba has always been a woman." "Do I even have to call you a Mitch for that one?"
by branch666 April 30, 2012
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A really sweet guy that will be with you through thick and thin no matter what...if you are lucky enough to be one of the few people he cares about.
Jill: You looked really stressed out last night, you ok?

Lisa: Yeah, i was.. I'm OK now though! I called Greg and we went out for coffee. he -

Jill: Say no more. You're lucky to have him as your boyfriend, total mitch he is.
by Kgame43 February 07, 2010
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The strangest boy walking down the street. He lives with his best friend and spends most of his time as an asshole. he tends to be proud of this fact and is very upfront about it. he comes across as someone who's made bad choices but he's doing what he can to make better ones. he has this girl and she doesnt deserve him at all. he has his moments when he's the nicest person you'll ever meet. it's these moments that makes his girl smile. he wakes her up and says good night. he's genuine and outspoken. very fun, funky, and humorous. sometimes he sports glitter but thats okay, his gf did it. over all, Mitch is a good guy and people tend to over look it. if you see a Mitch, he's worth getting to know.
Girl 1: Hey who's that guy...?
Girl 2: Oh that's Mitch. he's adorable. you'll love him.
by the little mermaid 42195 January 13, 2012
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A waman who is terribly large and manly; man-bitch; compound word
No, she's boyond a woman, that's a mitch.
by Jake Nester September 18, 2007
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